THE CHOCOLATEY SHATNERS
One musical duo. Two musical madmen.
Hailing from the steamy jungles of Florida, THE CHOCOLATEY SHATNERS
serve up their own special blend of sonic seasonings as they storm
the scene with songs of the past, now spiced up and once again sizzling
with the scorching heat of success.
More than mere covers or karaoke, THE CHOCOLATEY SHATNERS reinterpret
the artists they pay tribute to, bringing their original musical
visions to fully realized, glorious fruition!
Get ready to hear the hits of yesterday taken to a whole new dimension.
Tear Down These Hits
Hello, I'm Brian. I, along with my musical co-conspirator Timb,
have decided it is high time to heed the immortal words of one of
our heroes, the great Billy Ocean, god among musical gods. He said
"Tear Down These Hits." And like Gorbachev heeding Reagan's
demand to tear down the Berlin Wall, we will tear down the hits
of yesterday and usher in a new era. We will erase the old borders
of music and redraw the map. Then we'll drink a lot of vodka.
For all who may wonder if we are really trying, all I can say is
yes, we are really trying. I'm not going to give away exactly how
we are trying, but trust me, we're pretty serious about what we
do - and squeezing out this kind of stuff isn't always easy.
We take turns on some tracks and sing duets on others. Take a look
at the song description to get a hold on who is doing what.
Please join us in the fight to keep rock alive the best way we
know how - with a moist and gooey Chocolatey transfusion.
The Chocolatey History
Timb and Brian met each other in 1999 through a common friend and this sparked a
long-lasting and transending friendship. The two worked together briefly in Orlando
during 2000 and then became roommates soon after. Both musically inclined, the two
conceptualized a special sort of music that was equal parts delicious and repulsive.
THE CHOCOLATEY SHATNERS were born
years ago in concept but it took this revealing moment in time to reunite
their musical talents and perversities to create the paradigm that stands
before you.
We thank you for your patronage. |